June 27, 2007

The Ultimate Hunt

Since the announcement that a team of researchers will attempt to find Bigfoot in the expanses of my current home state, Michigan, I've constructed my own wish list team of experts. A Bigfoot "Dream Team" if you will. And they are:
  • Jane Goodall
  • Stephen Hawking (Smarty pants who sees the impending danger before anyone else)
  • Richard Branson (Wealthy Gadabout)
  • Ice Cube or LL Cool J (Black man with street smarts)
  • Studs Terkel
  • Arlen Spector (Government liaison who's thoughtless politicking puts everyone in danger)
  • Alan Moore (Disheveled artist and inappropriate expert)
  • Megan Fox (Needs the exposure to keep her on the "hot" list)

So, who's on your team?

UPDATE! - As per the first comment, I've modified the original team to make a no white all black team.
  • Mae Jemison
  • Neil Degrass Tyson (Smarty pants...)
  • P. Diddy (Wealthy Gadabout)
  • Desmond Tutu (Same reason Studs is in the previous list)
  • Al Sharpton (Government liaison...)
  • Maya Angelou (Inappropriate...)
  • BeyoncĂ© (Hot list...)

(a debt of gratitude to hua bing chong ji for risking life and limb to capture such a rare and beautiful moment of nature as when bigfoot battles a giant squid)


Anonymous said...

I see two teams one with Ice-Cube (a la Anaconda) the other with LL (a la that smart shark movie) and the rest would be a bunch of white people I have never heard of.

ButterPeanut said...

somehow i like the second team a lot better, but dont you need a street smart jewish guy on that team, or something?

the unbeatable kid said...

street smart, jewish and black? if only sammy davis jr was still alive.

Anonymous said...

My dream team of all black Bigfoot busting brothers would be:
Shawn and Marlon Wayans (the 21st century Amos and Andy)
John "Pops" Witherspoon (Macaroni)
Winston Steadmore (busting expert)
Steven Hawkings (in blackface in a Hummer wheelchair with spinning rims)
The Harlem Globetrotters (Curly Neal era)
Yes indeed and then I would do the Triple Lindy into an active cartoon volcano.

the unbeatable kid said...

that is brilliant. Winston "Ernie Hudson" Steadmore.

Anonymous said...

No, not Ernie Hudson. The fictional character, Winston Steadmore.

the unbeatable kid said...

i've seen shit that'll turn you white.