August 22, 2008

I Would Never Cut You Off But...

This is why you don't see many media presentations of first hand accounts from civilians caught in war zones.



They're not as good at spinning a story as the professionals are. Luckily, our intrepid reporter is on hand to reign things in when the amateurs get off script.

Not that Russia is entirely blameless in this conflict either but the picture from the US media that the Russians are responsible start to finish with what's happening in Georgia is comically lopsided.

5 comments:

Diggs said...

I was expecting a post on tower 7. But this is HILARIOUS

the unbeatable kid said...

thermal expansion is all you need to know about tower 7.

Diggs said...

Are you satisfied with that explanation? I was never in doubt so I am not going to bother reading the report.

the unbeatable kid said...

it's an great explanation and in the sense that it's better than what we had for the last seven years. but, then again, there is no satisfactory explanation for why the hindenburg disaster so i guess we should be happy with anything.

the thermal expansion explanation is very plausible explanation for the collapse. my problem is that relies on yet another unique event. a whole bunch of things supposedly happened on 911 that had never happened before or since. that always makes me a little suspicious.

Diggs said...

I understand the suspicion, but it seems that others who believe the theory claim that suspicion = guilt. Then they add in a few bold faced lies into the theory and bang - a loose change production. I wonder what their response will be to the latest report...