S answered the phone with "Honk Honk"* today. For some reason, she thought that I was the one calling her and used a greeting that surely would have amused me. The fact that the person calling turned out to be someone from the bagel place calling to let her know that she left her debit card there ends up being even more amusing.
In conclusion, let me share an embarrassing thing about me losing something for the sake of balance.
I lost my damn glasses. I've been looking for them for weeks. I've been wracking my brain but to no avail.
*For more on "Honk Honk", see the comments of this previous post, The Proof is in the Pudding.