Here are the entries thus far:
Candy Name: Chinese Death Balls
Catch Phrase: Import instant death for your dog
Dog: "God damn it!"
-by DiggsCandy Name: Cracker Ass Cracker Jacks
Catch Phrase: We put the "Cracker" in Cracker Ass Cracker Jacks
Dog: I can't get this nasty taste out of my mouth, and I've been licking my ass all day.
-by KDCandy Name: Shore Leave Ruffies
Catch Phrase: Try one pretty lady
Dog: Put some sauce in it sailor!
-by theunbeatablekidCandy Name: DOG BALLS!
Catch phrase: Just like no one used to make
Dog: I got mine!