-Lindsay Lohan (in Tatler magazine)
So, the princess finally meets her prince in rehab.* It cannot be emphasized enough how important a thorough understanding of 15th century pragmatic Italian political philosophy is on the road to overcoming addiction. I think it's step 7 or 8 of the 12. Here's a line that must inspire Lindsay daily:
"fortune is a woman and in order to be mastered she must be jogged and beaten."
*because I'm sure that Lohan's idea of Machiavelli is much more "The Prince" than it is "Discourses on Livy." PWNED!